If you are looking for a site with cheerful content, you would be better off visiting some other website. For example, we know of a site called The Happiest Baby. That website is all about a baby who has a happy childhood brought up by loving parents and lots of stories about picnics and teddy bears.

You would be much better off visiting that site rather than this one which is about a baby who has a thoroughly miserable time and is chased by an evil and greedy man with shiny, shiny eyes and a tattoo of an eye on his left ankle who wants nothing better than to kill the baby and get his clammy hands on the baby's fortune. In that order.

That baby's name is Sunny Baudelaire. This is her dismal website.

You have undoubtedly come here by mistake and we recommend that you leave at once and visit The Happiest Baby website instead where you will be much happier and not have to suffer hearing about Sunny Baudelaire's dreadful life. As far as we know, you have not sworn to investigate the whole of her unhappy fate, unlike the webmasters here, so nothing is keeping you from leaving immediately. We strongly recommend you do so. Now.

Don't come back!
We are adding a lot more stuff all the time. If you must, let us know what you want to see on this site by sending us an email. Thank you to everyone who has already made suggestions (you know who you are) - we'll use a lot of your ideas; keep your eyes on us. Unless you're Count Olaf.